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Movie Scene White ChicksMarcus You sure this is gonna work?Kevin comely trust me, follow my lead.Marcus What up, you got a problem? What you lookin at my butt for? Nah, hey hold my poodle. Hey yo, what up you got a problem? Yall wants some a this, you want some of this? What, male child what? Ill take the both of you -Kevin Marcus, cut it out-Marcus What, hes lookin at me like Im some kind of girl, man- Kevin You are a girl, and you split up start acting like one or your gonna be an unemployed girl. Man Dang, Id sure like to cut that cake...Kevin Hey yo, hold this (Hands hotdog to Marcus) Hey yo, you trying to look at my lumps? Ill take off my g-string and handle mine Ill handle mine dog- Marcus (whispers) its Gomez.Gomez Welcome to the Royal Hamptons Hotel (gestures to hotel).Kevin The bags in the car Jose.Gomez The names GomezKevin Whatever...Marcus And yeah here, take Baby. Clean out his bag, poor thing just pooped everywhere. And teach him how t o say yo quiero taco Bell. T hanks a lot Rico Suava- Kevin GratsiMarcus Thanks Julio. Gomez Right away maam.Walks into hotel lobby.Kevin (Marcus trips) Sweetie, youve gotta slow up with those Cosmos. (Giggles) Brittney and Tiffany Wilson... (Bumps rack on counter with her boobs) Sorry, um, um there new. Dr. Drorphman did an amazing line of productsMarcus They feel sooo real (Kevin giggles) Harper Hi, yeah, I, I, I just need to see, uh, a credit card, and some I.D. please.Kevin Credit Card? I.D.? I am so fricken absurd -Harper Maam, I, I-Kevin First of all, I go to Dr. Drorphmans, he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gweneth Paltrow I nail off the surgery table lookin like fricken Shrek (Marcus sympathizes for her) Then I get here, and Mr. Harper makes me feel like some dumb blonde with fake boobs, dismission to a Hue Hephner partyHarper I didnt mean to offend you, its just that, its protocol-Kevin Im gonna have a B.FMarcus Oh my godHarper No, no, no, no, no, dont, dont, have, uh, uh B.F. now- Kevin I want to speak to your supervisor, better yet, Im gonna write a letter...(Harper trying to calm her down)